Monday, July 09, 2007

For Sale: G.I. Wales

He's handsome, educated, and he's a prince. Whether it's pushing paperclips in London, repelling down a mountain, or defending his mother's honor, he's the action man, in touch with his emotions, for the new millenium.

And for $29.95 CDN he can be yours!

Waiting for your prince to come? Now you can buy one! Impress your friends, stun your family and earn curious looks with the ultimate royal collectors item.

Need a date for a wedding? no problem! Dress him up in a suit and he's ready to go. Portable, at 12-inches long, you can walk confidently into any social situation knowing that you're with the most handsome man in the room. Prop him up beside you at the bar and you're guaranteed to fend off unwanted attention.

A trendsetter since birth, he comes with chili-pepper swim trunks. Fun in the sun takes on a whole new meaning as you frolic on the beach with your prince. He also comes with a tweed suit, degree, and honorary medal.*

Do you like Royal Weddings? Hold your own with the Kate Middleton action figure. Or just pretend what could have been. This deal won't last!

Order now and we'll throw in the Matt Lauer action figure!

Operators are standing by!

* Polo horse, paperclips, Kate Middleton action figures sold separately.

© Marilyn Braun 2007

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