Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Operation Imminent Engagement
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to leave Prince William and Kate Middleton alone so that they can 'let nature take its course'. This mission is difficult. It will take a lot of patience. Should you fail, we will disavow your actions.
Location: A palace somewhere in London
The Queen, Prince Philip, and Prince Charles sit at a table and open their dossiers. They pull out 8x10 glossies of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Prince Charles: Mummy, I don't know why we have these photos. We know perfectly well how they look.
The Queen: Yes, but I'm wondering which one to use on the stamps
Prince Philip: Darling, shouldn't we wait until there's an engagement?
The Queen: You're quite right. Charles, I think it's time.
Prince Charles: It's time?
The Queen: Yes, we need Kate to resuscitate the monarchy. Undo some of the damage Prince Harry has made.
Prince Philip: (to Charles) You need to reign that boy in..he's getting out of hand.
Prince Charles: I'm not taking parenting advice from you..
The Queen: Oh Charles, must we really go into that again?
Prince Philip: At least none of you had a drinking problem.
The Queen: Enough! Charles, see what you can do with William and Kate. Hurry! We need to book the photographer, Westminster Abbey, the organist..And I have to choose my dress....
Meanwhile, on an exotic Island somewhere in Paradise.
Prince William and Kate Middleton have just returned from a relaxing walk on the beach. William has reserved the entire resort for their stay. He wants to make it a special occasion for Kate. Knowing how special he is to her, he wants things to be just right.
Prince William: You know Kate, we've been together a long time
Kate Middleton: Yes William...
Helicopters descend on the resort. The noise is unbearable and the couple try to talk over it.
Prince William: KATE, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO ASK YOU
Kate Middleton: YES DARLING
Prince William: WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A WHILE AND I WAS WONDERING...
Kate Middleton: WHAT?
Prince William: I SAID THAT, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER A LONG TIME AND...
Kate Middleton: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Suddenly photographers appear at their window taking endless photos
Prince William: I WANTED THIS TO BE SPECIAL...
Kate Middleton: WHAT? (turns to the photographers) NICE CAMERA!
Prince William puts his head in his hands and sits down
Prince William: IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?
To be Continued...
© Marilyn Braun 2007
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