Thursday, March 06, 2008
The Royal & The Clueless
On the last episode of The Royal & The Clueless, Prince William and Kate Middleton's relationship crisis came to a head, necessitating urgent discussion. This week, they continue talking.
William: Kate, there's something I have to tell you. I think we should cool it for a while.
Kate: But why William? Don't you see that I love you?
William: Yes, but I've got so many things going on...flying planes...dancing with blonde's...
Kate: But our love is real...and true...
William takes Kate in his arms and looks into her eyes
William: Let's make a secret pact, that no one but us will know about until one of our friends leaks it to the media.
Kate: (Breathless) Oh that sounds so wonderful!
William: We need to wait. Put things on hold until I finish my flight training.
Kate: (looks dreamily off into the distance) And then we'll finally be together!
William: Uh...well, yes...then I have to take on royal duties...you know, token charity work...
Kate: Yes, of course. And then we'll finally be together..
William: Uh...well..I have to establish myself in my royal role. That's going to take some time...
Kate: And then we'll finally be together?
William: I'll have my private secretary check my calendar..the earliest would be 2011
On the next episode of The Royal & The Clueless, William and Kate take a make or break holiday, where they continue talking.
© Marilyn Braun 2008
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2 comments:
I find this very funny Marilyn. As we can see that William & Kate is just taking their time on their relationship and they are in no rush to go and get married. To many, it may mean that William isn't sure but I you can just tell that they are truly in love and they know that if they want a successful relationship, friendship, marriage and etc, they will have to take things slow and not create the same mistakes from past royal marriages. These two are using their brains. I don't think Charles & Diana's marriage was a mistake but wasn't handled the right way and you must learn from that.
Thanks Claudius,
I think it's great that they're taking their time but sometimes I just want them to get on with it!!
Of course, having said that, I don't have to live with the consequences of their decision should the marriage not work out.
Kind of a tough call. I would think that after 5 years, either you know or you don't.
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