Thursday, March 06, 2008

The Royal & The Clueless



On the last episode of The Royal & The Clueless, Prince William and Kate Middleton's relationship crisis came to a head, necessitating urgent discussion. This week, they continue talking.

William: Kate, there's something I have to tell you. I think we should cool it for a while.

Kate: But why William? Don't you see that I love you?

William: Yes, but I've got so many things going on...flying planes...dancing with blonde's...

Kate: But our love is real...and true...

William takes Kate in his arms and looks into her eyes

William: Let's make a secret pact, that no one but us will know about until one of our friends leaks it to the media.

Kate: (Breathless) Oh that sounds so wonderful!

William: We need to wait. Put things on hold until I finish my flight training.

Kate: (looks dreamily off into the distance) And then we'll finally be together!

William: Uh...well, yes...then I have to take on royal duties...you know, token charity work...

Kate: Yes, of course. And then we'll finally be together..

William: Uh...well..I have to establish myself in my royal role. That's going to take some time...

Kate: And then we'll finally be together?

William: I'll have my private secretary check my calendar..the earliest would be 2011

On the next episode of The Royal & The Clueless, William and Kate take a make or break holiday, where they continue talking.

© Marilyn Braun 2008

2 comments:

Claudius said...

I find this very funny Marilyn. As we can see that William & Kate is just taking their time on their relationship and they are in no rush to go and get married. To many, it may mean that William isn't sure but I you can just tell that they are truly in love and they know that if they want a successful relationship, friendship, marriage and etc, they will have to take things slow and not create the same mistakes from past royal marriages. These two are using their brains. I don't think Charles & Diana's marriage was a mistake but wasn't handled the right way and you must learn from that.

Marilyn said...

Thanks Claudius,

I think it's great that they're taking their time but sometimes I just want them to get on with it!!

Of course, having said that, I don't have to live with the consequences of their decision should the marriage not work out.

Kind of a tough call. I would think that after 5 years, either you know or you don't.