Royal News Generator 2.1

Tired of waiting for Catherine to announce a pregnancy? Or for Pippa to get another parking ticket? In the interim, while we're waiting for an epic fashion disaster, I've updated my trusty royal news generator so you can create your own royal news stories.  Just like the tabloids do! Hours upon hours of fun should ensue as you go through each interesting possibility and its devastating impact on the monarchy.

Enjoy!

Choose a Royal Prince Charles The Queen Prince Philip Prince William Prince Harry Princess Michael Prince Andrew Sarah Ferguson Princess Anne Catherine

Is Has Wants Needs

Choose a Problem/Issue In Love Furious Having marital problemsJealous Lonely Seething Predicting the end of the worldParental Approval Disappointed Won't abdicate Jealous Amused Not Amused Incandescent with rage Having an affair with a topless model Pregnant Not PregnantRecycling clothing Texting

With In Because Because of

Choose a person Chelsy Davy Catherine Prince Harry Prince William Princess Michael Prince Philip Camilla Pippa MiddletonThe Ghost of Diana Mohammed Al Fayed Sarah Ferguson

Of WithIs Because Because They Because they're Because He Because SheHas HaveWantsis bored

Choose a reason EnviousWon't go quietly Wants to be sovereign Too thinHungry for power Self-esteem issuesWon't wear something newDesperate Curious Attracted to themFrugal Pregnant Not PregnantGetting engagedGetting divorced

Which will result in

Choose a result An epic Constitutional Crisis worse than Edward VIII in 1936 The Queen Abdicating A Shotgun Wedding The continuation of the Windsor Dynasty The End of the Monarchy The End of the WorldInteresting Reading Controversy A Reality Show Conspiracy TheoriesAn Oprah Winfrey SeriesNothing

Royal Watchers Are

Choose what they're doing In a tizzy Blogging Bemused Stunned Shocked Fervently DiscussingWatching CelebratingGloating Running for coverTweeting

And Predicting

Choose a Prediction The End of the Monarchy

© Marilyn Braun 2011

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